Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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