saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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