Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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