Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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