i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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