This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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