sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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