Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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