i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Randomize
