I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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