worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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