So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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