we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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