that's an acceptable place to lick
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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