So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I need a burrito and a hug.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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