Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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