talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Everclear isn't food dammit
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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