What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm sobbing to NWA
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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