6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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