your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
