You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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