Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
