That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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