This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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