My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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