Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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