She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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