fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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