We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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