Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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