dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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