6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
this just has baby written all over it
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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