I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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