Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We need a shit load of segways right now
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
After tacos, we're chasing women.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
