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just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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