wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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