yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I forgot how hot balto sounded
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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