Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
ok first of all what the fuck
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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