dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I puked a lego.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
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Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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