I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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Less talking, more tequila
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize