I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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