"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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