Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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