Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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