i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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