I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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