her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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