He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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