I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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