i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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