my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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