fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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