Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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