Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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