So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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