they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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