I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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